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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Headline of the Day (27)

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Greetings! Mike here. I believe in seeing the purity of the latter-day gospel, and in finding the humor in all things. "If you take yourself seriously, you won't take the gospel seriously." -Hugh Nibley
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